Your Love, Our Love, Your Love Gets Me Drunk!
Breaking news (cough, cough)...
The pop-star Ke$ha has been caught driving while drunk and faces a £120 charge and a night in a cell.
Witnesses report that Ke$ha was at the Three Arches pub in Wales at approximately 8pm and left the pub at around 2am.
According to the barman she was 'very drunk' and even struggled to get into her car.
After she got in, she apparently turned the radio on to the loudest volume and drove off in her Jaguar XJ220 onto the motorway where she eventually crashed into a billboard.
The court hearing will be televised in August. Let's see if she goes there looking like P-Diddy!
In case you hadn't worked this out, this is a fictional news story based on the name of Kesha's single 'D.U.I' (Driving Under the Influence). For more information on alcohol and drinking visit theSprout info pages here.
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ilovegingers
Commented 22 months ago - 28th July 2010 - 10:05am
hahaha i love this :P